Bonjiorno,

Farfo is my first cousin. He a tella me he mess up your watch. Nowa he don't know what to say, he really messa it up bad. I tell him don't return dis guys calls or emails. Dat way he don't hava to tell you how bad he a messa up your watch. So it a better if you don't talk to my paisano Farfo, he really messa up bad and he a really feel a bad because he a really sensitive paisano.

Luigi