A lawyer was driving his brand new Porsche Carrera GT down the highway. When "Comfortably Numb" comes on the stereo, he reaches over to turn it up, and while he's fiddling with the new stereo, the car crosses the double yellow line and when he swerves, he rolls it down an embankment six times and finally smashes the car into a tree.

He miraculously survives, but the car is totaled. And only seconds after he pulls himself out, the wreckage explodes and bursts into flames.

Seeing what happened to his car, the lawyer starts sobbing uncontrollably, "My Porsche Carrera GT!!"

A good Samaritan stops and said, "Oh my God. Stay still, sir, I've called 911. But I have to tell you that you're bleeding profusely. And, I'm sorry to say, but your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer looks the Samaritan straight in the eye and starts screaming even louder.

"My Heuer Monaco 1133!!"