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Coyote Ugly!
In Response To: Here's One For You ()

: OK -- if you guys want more Fakes in The
: Gallery, I'll try to force myself to add a
: few here and there.

: How's about this lovely one . . . click on the
: image and scroll down to the second photo,
: to see the gummy, lumpy paint on the hands.

1 Bag Ugly is when you wear a paper bag around your wrist so you don't have to see the watch.

2 Bag Ugly is when you wear in addition a paper bag around your head in case the bag covering the watch blows off...

Coyote Ugly is when you gnaw off your arm mid-forearm just to separate yourself from that thing on your wrist...

Aaaaaa-ooooooooo!!!!

Ugly hands, ugly movement, ugly case/dial... To paraphrase Kevin McAllister in the Home Alone movies... Dude! Your watch, Woof!

-- Chuck

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